You're a pissed off member of the crew on grippingly realistic, no holds barred, and newly cancelled Yorkshire based retro crime drama and pensioner sponge 'Heartbeat' - so how to make sure it really goes down as a TV classic, one of the great last episodes ever? And how to achieve that while simultaneously giving your job cut addicted boss the finger and possibly 'cancelling' a sizeable chunk of your elderly audience too?
Yup, this got broadcast and ITV went into a fit, demanding those responsible be sacked. Unfortunately they already had been in the very round of job cuts the stunt was staged in protest at.
Sauce with your irony? No, thanks, it's perfectly delicious as is.....