Maybe you live in Austin, Texas. Maybe you don't.
Either way, you absolutely should get involved with helping their 'Solid Waste Service Department' (ie. poo processing plant) choose its new name. Why? Because they're letting an internet vote decide it, and the current top suggestion and leader by several thousand votes is the epic:
FRED DURST SOCIETY OF THE HUMANITIES AND ARTS
Fuck. Yes. That's right.
Please, for the love of various gods: